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JOE WALLER

Games I made, telly I grew up on, and places Ive been — all in one slightly over-engineered corner of the web.

// est. 2012 · rebuilt 2026 · still runs in your browser, no install required

C:\JOE\GAMES

Games I made

mr-rice Mr Rice — screenshot

Mr Rice

The original. A wobbly little platformer that started it all — collect, dodge, dont fall.

[ Open → ]
mr-rice-2 Mr Rice II — screenshot

Mr Rice II

Bigger levels, more ways to die. Now playable straight in the browser — no install.

[ Open → ]
flibbidy-jibs Flibbidy Jibs — screenshot

Flibbidy Jibs

Two-player blocks-and-special-items mayhem. Characters, hints, and a lot of welly-throwing.

[ Open → ]
secession Secession — screenshot

Secession

A texture-mapped space sim that looked genuinely great for its day. Ships, lightning, the lot.

[ Open → ]
asteroids Asteroids — screenshot

Asteroids

Exactly what it says — only you get all your lives at once. Point the squadron with the mouse, shoot rocks, mind the screen wrap.

[ Open → ]
tanks Tanks — screenshot

Tanks

Angle, power, fire. Best enjoyed turn-by-turn with someone within shoving distance.

[ Open → ]

C:\JOE\80sTV

80s telly theme tunes →

dir *.mp3
 Directory of C:\JOE\80sTV  — 10 file(s)
  • ►DANGERMSE MP3Danger Mouse
  • ►THNDRCAT WAVThundercats
  • ►KNIGHTMR WAVKnightmare
  • ►HEMAN WAVHe-Man
  • ►ULYSSES MP3Ulysses 31
  • ►BRAVSTAR WAVBravestarr
  • ►TERAHWKS MP3Terrahawks
  • ►RAINBOW MP3Rainbow
  • ►BOD MP3Bod
  • ►JAYCE MP3Jayce & the Wheeled Warriors

C:\JOE\PHOTOS

Photos

California, 2011
California2011
Sydney, 2010
Sydney2010
Australia, 2009
Australia2009
Thailand and Cambodia, 2009
Thailand and Cambodia2009
Wedding, 2009
Wedding2009
Highlands, 2008
Highlands2008
Si and Caz get Married, 2007
Si and Caz get Married2007
London, 2006
London2006

// 12 albums so far — see them all → Each thumbnail is generated at build time in several sizes + WebP, so a phone downloads a small one and a desktop a large one.

C:\JOE\SYSTEM

The design system

tokens.css

Colour — every shade on the page is one of these variables. Change one, the whole site shifts.

--ground
#0a1a66
--panel
#14257f
--text
#edebe0
--accent
#ffcf3f
--accent-2
#4be0de
--muted
#9fb0e8

Type — a fluid scale (resize the window and watch it adapt). Monospace for chrome, system sans for reading.

step-3Aa
step-2Heading
step-1Subhead
step-0Body text
step--1Caption / mono